Mules And Human Jackasses Are Proverbially Stubborn.

There Is Nothing Like Fun, Is There? I Haven't Any Myself, But I Do Like It In Others. O, We Need It. We Need All The Counterweights We Can Muster To Balance The Sad Relations Of Life. God Has Made Many Sunny Spots In The Heart; Why Should We Exclude The Light From Them?

Punctuality Is The Soul Of Business.

Ceremony Is All Backbone.

Money Is A Necessity; So Is Dirt.

Death And Taxes Are Inevitable.