Professional Soldiers Are People Who Die For

A Lot Of Times When They Catch A Guy Who Killed Twenty-seven People, They Say, He Was A Loner. Well, Of Course He Was A Loner; He Killed Everyone He Came In Contact With.

Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupid People In Large Groups.

If The Reason For Climbing Mt. Everest Is That It's Hard To Do, Why Does Everyone Go Up The Easy Side?

Results Like These [state Of The Earth] Do Not Belong On The Resumé Of A Supreme Being.

Whoever Coined The Term "buyer Beware" Was Probably Bleeding From The Asshole.