Professional Soldiers Are People Who Die For

At 68 I'm Every Age I Ever Was. I Always Think Of That. I'm Not Just 68. I'm Also 55 And 21 And Three. Oh Especially Three.

You Show Me A Tropical Fruit And I'll Show You A Cocksucker From Guatemala.

Hard Work Is For People Short On Talent.

I'm Certainly A Skeptic. I Always Quibble With People.

In Some Hotels They Give You A Little Sewing Kit. You Know What I Do? I Sew The Towels Together. One Time I Sewed A Button On A Lampshade. I Like To Leave A Mark.