Procrastination Is The Art Of Keeping Up

A Pessimist Is A Person Who Has Had To Listen To Too Many Optimists.

Blood Will Tell, But Often It Tells Too Much.

An Old Stomach Reforms More Whiskey Drinkers Than A New Resolve.

If A Child Shows Himself Incorrigible, He Should Be Decently And Quietly Beheaded At The Age Of Twelve, Lest He Grow To Maturity, Marry, And Perpetuate His Kind.

Personally My Ambition Is To Get My Time As A Cockroach Shortened For Good Behavior And Be Promoted To A Revenue Officer It Is Not Much Of A Step Up But I Am Humble