Princess Di Is My Sister, She Just

The Road Of Rock And Roll (much Like Life) Is Littered With Broken Dreams And Death. And It's Our Job To Overcome These And To Survive.

My Daughter Is An Angel On Earth, So When I See Her It All Goes Away. I See Her And - Phew! - All That Dark Goes Away Pretty Much.

No Guy Is Worth Your Tears, But When You Find That One That Could Be Worth It, He Shouldn't Make You Cry.

Don't Date The Captain Of The Football Team; Be The Captain Of The Football Team.

I've Discreetly Dated A Lot Of People - I Once Dated A Billionaire, Mostly Because It Was Fun To Say, "i'm Dating A Billionaire," But We Did Not Have The Same Taste In Music, And It Was Doomed.