I Wish I Was Beautiful Or At

I've Been Screwed By As Many Women As I Have By Men, In Terms Of Lawyers. But Lawyers Don't Count. If You Take Lawyers Out Of The Equation, You Have A More Fair Playing Field. There Is A Sisterhood.

Drugs Have Nothing To Do With The Creation Of Music. In Fact, They Are Dumb And Self Indulgent. Kind Of Like Sucking Your Thumb!

If You Want To Ask About My Drug Problem, Go Ask My Big, Fat, Smart, Ten Pound Daughter, She'll Answer Any Questions You Have About It.

Being Offended Is Part Of Being In The Real World.

I Don't Think You Can Ever Do Too Much. Life Would Be So Boring If You Didn't Have These, Like, Holes To Fall Into And Climb Out Of. I Want To Do Everything. I Just Want Everything. I Don't Think You Can Ever Have Too Much.