I Wish I Was Beautiful Or At

Being A Rock Widow Is Not My Job, So I Would Hire People To Do It For Me.

When I See 16 Year-olds Waiting For Me, I Just Want To Spank Them And Give Them Guitars And Tell Them To Start Bands. It's A Bummer That Girls Have To Respond To Rock Artists Sexually Instead Of, Like, 'wow, Me Too!'.

Songs Need To Have A Secret, Cryptic, Thematic Thing About Them, Otherwise They Are Just Messy And All Over The Place.

I Had Found The Runaways And I Had Seen Foxes, And I Decided I Was Just Gonna Become A Juvie, Like Cherie Currie.

My Mentors Are People Like Cameron Crowe And Carrie Fisher.