President Reagan Is A Lot Like E.t.

As For Being A Voice In Politics, I Feel Whether You Are Famous Or Not, Busy Or Not, It's Incumbent Upon Every Citizen To Participate In This Government In Any Way We Can.

I Am Thankful That All The People In The World Who Absolutely, Positively, Know What God Wants, Usually Kill Mostly Each Other.

When Women Are Depressed, They Eat Or Go Shopping.

I'm Pretty Equal Opportunity When It Comes To Issues To Joke About.

For A Single Woman, Preparing For Company Means Wiping The Lipstick Off The Milk Carton.