President Obama Is A Utopian At Heart.

Now Moore, Jennifer Moore, 18, On Her Way To College. She Was 5-foot-2, 105 Pounds, Wearing A Miniskirt And A Halter Top With A Bare Midriff. Now, Again, There You Go. So Every Predator In The World Is Gonna Pick That Up At Two In The Morning. She's Walking By Herself On The West Side Highway, And She Gets Picked Up By A Thug. All Right. Now She's Out Of Her Mind, Drunk.

Every Company In America Should Be On Its Knees Thanking Jesus For Being Born. Without Christmas, Most American Businesses Would Be Far Less Profitable. More Than Enough Reason For Business To Be Screaming 'merry Christmas.'

The Tea Party Is Simply A Loose Description Of Local Activism Driven By Americans Who Want Smaller Government And More Self-reliance. That Sounds Like What The Founding Fathers Had In Mind, Does It Not?

You Could Put On Monkeys Jumping Up And Down And Get Bigger Numbers Than Msnbc.

I'm Not Going To Change. Why Would I Change? I Don't Tweet Like Donald Trump. I'm Not On Facebook. I Should Amend That. I Don't Attack People Using Tweets, And I Don't Do The Facebook And I'm Not Going To - That's Not My Job.