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The Government Cannot Overcome Bad Parenting. What Our Leaders Can Do Is Publicly Condemn Irresponsible Parental Behavior In Vivid Terms.

When I Tell Children That They Are Far Too Dependent On Their Gizmos, They Do Not Deny It. But They Really Don't Care. This Is Their Real Life - Texting About Trivial Things; Listening To Numbing Music On Their Private Headphones. The Machines Block Everything Out - You Create Your Own Little Trivial World.

If You're Gay, You're Gay. It's My Dennis Miller Theory Of Homosexuality Shot Through The Movie "boy And The Dolphin." If You're A 12-year-old Boy And You're Watching The Movie "boy And A Dolphin" And A 27-year-old Sofia Loren Crawls Up Out Of The Aegean Sea After Sponge Diving, She's Standing There In The Deck Of The Boat In A See-through Gauze Top, Rivulets Of Water Dripping Off Her Torso Onto The Deck Of The Boat. If You're A 12-year-old Boy And You're Watching That And You Still Want To Make It With The Captain Of The Boat, You're Gay. You Can't Fight That. So It Is What It Is.

I Know The Constitution In Oregon Was Passed In 1859. Free Expression Of Opinion.

Every Company In America Should Be On Its Knees Thanking Jesus For Being Born. Without Christmas, Most American Businesses Would Be Far Less Profitable. More Than Enough Reason For Business To Be Screaming 'merry Christmas.'