I'm Not Writing A Ph.d. Dissertation.

You Must Know The Difference Between Dissent From The Iraq War And The War On Terror And Undermining It. And Any American That Undermines That War, With Our Soldiers In The Field, Or Undermines The War On Terror, With 3,000 Dead On 9/11, Is A Traitor. Everybody Got It? Dissent, Fine; Undermining, You're A Traitor. Got It? So, All Those Clowns Over At The Liberal Radio Network, We Could Incarcerate Them Immediately. Will You Have That Done, Please? Send Over The Fbi And Just Put Them In Chains, Because They, You Know, They're Undermining Everything And They Don't Care, Couldn't Care Less.

Every Company In America Should Be On Its Knees Thanking Jesus For Being Born. Without Christmas, Most American Businesses Would Be Far Less Profitable. More Than Enough Reason For Business To Be Screaming 'merry Christmas.'

Do The Atheists In Wisconsin Realize They're Going To Hell? Did You Ask Them That?

Every Book Has Mistakes In Them, Every One. There's Never Been A Book Published Without Mistakes.

Like A Brain Surgeon Who Drinks A Martini When He's Not On Call, The Successful Kids In Your School May Smoke Pot On Occasion, But They Are Not Stoners.