The Test Of A Good Idea Is

I'm On My High School Football Team And Must Show How Much I Know.

The Other Feature Is A Gymnasium Named After Another Dead Politician Who Was Gifted With Fast And Extremely Sure Hands.

Baseball Isn't Statistics, It's Joe Dimaggio Rounding Second Base.

Complainant Received Immediate Lacerations Of The Credibility.

Journalism Should Be Truthful And Entertaining. You Know, With News And Important Facts You Can Entertain People Too. Have A Little Humor. Life Isn't All That Deadly All The Time, But While You're Having Fun, Tell The Truth. If Every Word Of A Column Is Deadly Serious, I Can't Read It. It Makes Me Throw Up.