Politics Has Become So Expensive That It

Our Constitution Protects Aliens, Drunks And U.s. Senators.

The Senate Just Sits And Waits Till They Find Out What The President Wants, So They Know How To Vote Against Him.

It Looks To Me Like Any Man That Wants To Be President In Times Like These Lacks Something.

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There's The One Thing No Nation Can Ever Accuse Us Of And That Is Secret Diplomacy. Our Foreign Are An Open Book, Generally A Check Book.