Politics: A Trojan Horse Race.

Artistic Honesty Sometimes Prevents An Artist From Being Born.

Every Now And Then You Meet A Man Whose Ignorance Is Encyclopedic.

Here Lies William Trollope, Who Made These Stones Roll Up; When Death Took His Soul Up, His Body Filled This Hole Up

I Don't Agree With Mathematics; The Sum Total Of Zeros Is A Frightening Figure.

When You Jump For Joy, Beware That No One Moves The Ground From Beneath Your Feet.