Do Not Make Gods In Your Own

When You Jump For Joy, Beware That No One Moves The Ground From Beneath Your Feet.

Here Lies William Trollope, Who Made These Stones Roll Up; When Death Took His Soul Up, His Body Filled This Hole Up

If You Are Not A Psychiatrist, Stay Away From Idiots. They Are Too Stupid To Pay A Layman For His Company.

Pity That The Only Way To Paradise Is In A Hearse.

Most Of The Sighs We Hear Have Been Edited.