Political Pundits Are Saying President George W.

Mitt Romney Is Not Going To Be Running For President. So You Know What That Means. We Are Getting Closer And Closer To 'president Trump.'

Let's Have Some Wine, Go Upstairs, And Look At My Money.

Did You Hear About This Genius That Got On A Plane And Set Fire To His Feet? Turns Out He Had Bombs In His Shoes And The Problem All Started When The Flight Attendants Asked Him Nicely To Extinguish His Feet. He Was Wearing Exploding Sneakers. The New Nike Air-jihads!

I Got My Lips Chewed Off By A Dingo!

Do You Know What I'm Going To Do When I Retire? I Hope To Become The New Face Of Scientology.