I've Never Had A Writer, And I'm

I've Never Had A Writer, And I'm Proud Of That. Everything I've Per­formed Has Been From My Own Head.

You Got To Have A Lot Of Courage. Secondly, Whatever It Is You're Doing You Have To Believe In It Wholeheartedly. Thirdly, You Have To Be Able To Stand Up In Front Of People And Know That They'll Laugh.

I'd Like To Think My Performance Is Today. I Never Try To - It's So, As You Know, Watching Me, I Have A Beginning, Middle And Ending. But Every Night The Show Changes And I Relate To An Audience And I Relate To The Young People.

I Never Could Tell A Joke. I Just Started Talking To The Audience, And When The Drunks Would Yell, "hey, When Do The Broads Come On?" I Got Good At Saying, "relax. Clear Your Skin Up First." They Called Me "the Insult Guy," But It's Never Mean-spirited. I'm Just Exaggerating Everything About Us And About Life.

Sex Is Great, But When You Get To Be My Age, You've Got To Pace It A Little Bit. Otherwise You Get Tired.