I've Never Had A Writer, And I'm

You Can't Study Comedy; It's Within You. It's A Personality. My Humor Is An Attitude.

I Don't Feel An Obligation To Give Everyone A Hard Time, But When They're Important People, It's Fun.

I Never Could Tell A Joke. I Just Started Talking To The Audience, And When The Drunks Would Yell, "hey, When Do The Broads Come On?" I Got Good At Saying, "relax. Clear Your Skin Up First." They Called Me "the Insult Guy," But It's Never Mean-spirited. I'm Just Exaggerating Everything About Us And About Life.

It's Very Sweet To Have People Say Nice Things About You, And I Always Accept That.

Women Were Afraid Of Me, They Were Scared To Death. But I Always Say Be Yourself, If You're Funny Then Let Your Sense Of Humor Go There. I Mean There's No Sense Hiding What You Feel.