I've Never Had A Writer, And I'm

My Father Wasn't Much For Show Business. He Was An Insurance Man - Very Well-liked, Very Warm. He Had A Lot Of Friends.

I Was With George Washington At Valley Forge, Sitting Around Before An Attack... Gimme A Break. That's Over 70 Years Ago Already.

Half The Battle Is That People Have To Like You Before You Say One Joke, One Bit Of Humor.

No Matter Where You Go In This World, You Will Always Find A Jew Sitting In The Beach Chair Next To You.

People Think Being In Your Seventies Means Sitting Around In A Chair With A Blanket Over Your Legs, Drooling.