Please Write Music Like Wagner, Only Louder.

We Want A Story That Starts Out With An Earthquake And Works Its Way Up To A Climax.

We're Overpaying Him, But He's Worth It.

[when Asked By His Secretary If She Should Destroy All Files That Were Over Ten Years Old] Yes, But Keep Copies.

That's The Trouble With Directors. Always Biting The Hand That Lays The Golden Egg.

Here I Am Paying Big Money To You Writers And What For? All You Do Is Change The Words.