Hitting Is Better Than Sex.

So Many Ideas Come To You And You Want To Try Them All, But You Can't. You're Like A Mosquito In A Nudist Colony, You Don't Know Where To Start.

It's A Fickle Town, A Tough Town. They Getcha, Boy. They Don't Let You Escape With Minor Scratches And Bruises. They Put Scars On You Here.

Please God, Let Me Hit One. I'll Tell Everybody You Did It.

Just Like Every Other Kid In My Grade School, I Was Listening To My Little Radio Plug In My Ear When Mickey Mantle Hit 18 Post-season Homers And Won Series After Series For The Yankees. I Listened And I Learned From That. I Think He Was The Original 'mr. October,' But Thank God It Didn't Stick.

The Reason I'm A Yankee Is That George Steinbrenner Out Hustled Everybody Else.