Hitting Is Better Than Sex.

Every Hitter Likes Fastballs, Just Like Everybody Likes Ice Cream. But You Don't Like It When Someone's Stuffing It Into You By The Gallon. That's What It Feels Like When Nolan Ryan's Thrown Balls By You.

The Only Reason I Don't Like Playing In The World Series Is I Can't Watch Myself Play.

Hitting Is Better Than Sex.

I Couldn't Quit, Because Of All The Kids, And The Blacks, And The Little People Pulling For Me. I Represent Both The Underdog And The Overdog In Our Society.

Sometimes I Underestimate The Magnitude Of Me.