Hitting Is Better Than Sex.

I Was Reminded That When We Lose And I Strike Out, A Billion People In China Don't Care.

Blind People Come To The Park Just To Hear Him Pitch.

The Only Way I'm Going To Get A Gold Glove Is With A Can Of Spray Paint.

Sometimes I Underestimate The Magnitude Of Me.

So Many Ideas Come To You And You Want To Try Them All, But You Can't. You're Like A Mosquito In A Nudist Colony, You Don't Know Where To Start.