Hitting Is Better Than Sex.

In The Building I Live In On Park Avenue There Are Ten People Who Could Buy The Yankees, But None Of Them Could Hit The Ball Out Of Yankee Stadium.

It's A Fickle Town, A Tough Town. They Getcha, Boy. They Don't Let You Escape With Minor Scratches And Bruises. They Put Scars On You Here.

Blind People Come To The Park Just To Hear Him Pitch.

The Reason I'm A Yankee Is That George Steinbrenner Out Hustled Everybody Else.

Every Hitter Likes Fastballs, Just Like Everybody Likes Ice Cream. But You Don't Like It When Someone's Stuffing It Into You By The Gallon. That's What It Feels Like When Nolan Ryan's Thrown Balls By You.