Playing Golf Is Like Eating. It's Something

That Little White Ball Is Always Staring Back At You, Daring You To Make A Mistake.

If I Could Have Shot 69 In The Last Round Every Time, I Would Have Won Nine U.s. Opens. Nine!

I Looked Like A Monkey Trying To Wrestle A Football.

If A Lot Of People Gripped A Knife And Fork The Way They Do A Golf Club, They'd Starve To Death.

Grip The Club As If You Were Holding A Baby Bird.