Playing Frisbee With A Five Year Old

There Are People That Are Vegetarians That Love Bacon.

Whenever I'm Out Of Town For At Least A Week, I Feel Like I Should Write A Postcard Or Something, But You Can Be A Genius, You Try And Write A Postcard You Come Across Like A Moron Anyway: 'this City's Got Big Buildings. I Like Food. Bye.'

I Am Originally From Indiana. I Know What Most Of You Are Thinking: Indiana - Mafia.

I Saw This College Team Bowling Championship. Each Team Had Their Own Coach. What Kind Of Strategy Advice Is A Bowling Coach Giving? "you Know What? This Time Timmy, I Want You To Knock Down All The Pins." "you Sure?" "trust Me. Just Do It Son!"

You Could Say That To The Pope. I Want To Talk To You About Jesus. He'd Be Like, Easy, Freak.