I Just Want To Be Known As

Now Don't Get Me Wrong, I Love Animals, But I Like Eatin' 'em More... Fun To Pet, Better To Chew.

When People Look And Decide They Have Nothing In Common With Me - I'm 43, Balding, Blond, Whatever - There's Something Absolutely Invigorating About Winning Them Over. Even If It's Eight People From Sweden Who Don't Understand What I'm Talking About.

Bacon Bits Are Like The Fairy Dust Of The Food Community.

My Goal In Life Is To Be As Happy As A Studio Audience.

You Can Never Find The Right Bowling Ball. This One's Too Heavy. This One's Good But Its Pink!