Pity Cost Nothing And Ain't Worth Nothing.

Never Teach Your Child To Be Cunning Or You May Be Certain You Will Be One Of The Very First Victims Of His Shrewdness.

The Morning Paper Is Just As Necessary For An American As Dew Is To The Grass.

It Ain't So Much The Things We Don't Know That Get Us Into Trouble. It's The Things We Know That Just Ain't So.

My Advice To Those Who Are About To Begin, In Earnest, The Journey Of Life, Is To Take Their Heart In One Hand And A Club In The Other.

There Is Gravity In Wisdom, But No Particular Wisdom In Gravity.