Pity Cost Nothing And Ain't Worth Nothing.

As A General Thing, When A Woman Wears The Pants In A Family, She Has A Good Right To Them.

Never Run Into Debt, Not If You Can Find Anything Else To Run Into.

If You Would Make Yourself Agreeable Wherever You Go, Listen To The Grievances Of Others But Never Relate Your Own.

The Thinner The Ice, The More Anxious Is Everyone To See Whether It Will Bear.

Menny Think Tha Luv Their Husbands Almost Tew Deth, When In Fack, Tha Are Only Jealous Ov Them.