Pity Cost Nothing And Ain't Worth Nothing.

Advice Can Be Like Cod Liver Oil, Easy Enough To Administer But Not So Pleasant To Take For Anybody.

A Good Reliable Set Of Bowels Is Worth More To A Man Than Any Quantity Of Brains.

Most People Repent Their Sins By Thanking God They Ain't So Wicked As Their Neighbors.

Truth Is The Edict Of God.

Don't Take The Bull By The Horns, Take Him By The Tail; Then You Can Let Go When You Want To.