Pigs Are Smarter Than Dogs, And Both

We Have Women In The Military, But They Don't Put Us In The Front Lines. They Don't Know If We Can Fight, If We Can Kill. I Think We Can. All The General Has To Do Is Walk Over To The Women And Say, 'you See The Enemy Over There? They Say You Look Fat In Those Uniforms.'

What Do Hookers Do On Their Nights Off, Type?

Sometimes, If You Really Don't Know How You Feel About A Topic, Reading How Both Sides Argue It Can Help.

I'd Much Rather See Richard Pryor Or Jackie Mason In A Theater Than In A Club.

We've Seen The Uproars Around The World Concerning Cartoons Depicting The Prophet Mohammad. Anyone Who Does Not Think Comic Strips Are Relevant Never Had A Fatwa Put On Him/her For Drawing A Picture.