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Pigs Are Smarter Than Dogs, And Both Are Smarter Than Congress.
-Elayne Boosler
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Pigs Are Smarter Than Dogs, And Both
Elayne Boosler
Pigs Are Smarter Than Dogs, And Both Are Smarter Than Congress.
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