Pigs Are Smarter Than Dogs, And Both

I Didn't Get A High School Diploma. I Really Didn't Have Much Of An Education, Which Left Me Open To Educating Myself Throughout My Life, Without The Limitations On Intellectual Curiosity A Formal Education Can Impose. I Followed What Interested Me.

When The Sun Comes Up, I Have Morals Again.

My Ancestors Wandered Lost In The Wilderness For Forty Years Because Even In Biblical Times, Men Would Not Stop To Ask For Directions.

I Know What Men Want. Men Want To Be Really, Really Close To Someone Who Will Leave Them Alone.

My Fashion Philosophy Is, If You're Not Covered In Dog Hair, Your Life Is Empty.