Personally, Emotionally, I'd Rather Divorce Myself From

There's A Humorous Side To Every Situation. The Challenge Is To Find It.

History Is Not Happenstance: It Is Conspiratorial. Carefully Planned And Executed By People In Power.

How Old Are You? 'i'm Four And A Half!' You're Never Thirty-six And A Half. You're Four And A Half, Going On Five! That's The Key.

I Believe You Can Joke About Anything.

Religion - Religion, At Best - At Best - Is Like A Lift In Your Shoe. If You Need It For A While, And It Makes You Walk Straight And Feel Better - Fine. But You Don't Need It Forever, Or You Can Become Permanently Disabled. Religion Is Like A Lift In The Shoe, And I Say Just Don't Ask Me To Wear Your Shoes. And Let's Not Go Down And Nail Lifts Onto The Natives' Feet.