Personally, Emotionally, I'd Rather Divorce Myself From

Children Should Be Taught To Question Everything . . . Everything They Read And Everything They Hear.

I Was Surprised When I Started Getting Old. I Always Thought It Was One Of Those Things That Would Happen To Someone Else.

"fussy Eater" Is A Euphemism For "big Pain In The Ass."

When I Hear A Person Talking About Political Solutions, I Know I Am Not Listening To A Serious Person.

I Enjoy Watching A Woman With Really Bad Teeth And A Good Sense Of Humor Struggling To Use Her Lips And Tongue To Hide Her Teeth When She's Laughing. I Just Stand There And Tell Her Joke After Joke After Joke.