I Was Trying To Get Out Of

You Know An Odd Feeling? Sitting On The Toilet Eating A Chocolate Candy Bar.

I Was A Hip Kid. When I Saw Bambi It Was The Midnight Show.

The First Obligation I Have Is To Be Funny; It's My First Impulse And An Instinct. I Like Being Funny And Finding The Jokes.

What Was The Best Thing Before Sliced Bread?

I Am A Personal Optimist But A Skeptic About All Else. What May Sound To Some Like Anger Is Really Nothing More Than Sympathetic Contempt. I View My Species With A Combination Of Wonder And Pity, And I Root For Its Destruction. And Please Don't Confuse My Point Of View With Cynicism; The Real Cynics Are The Ones Who Tell You Everything's Gonna Be All Right.