Picture Your Grandmother In Hell, Baking Pies...

Why Don't Sheep Shrink When It Rains?

When I'm Not Actually Doing My Work, I'm Planning It Or Thinking About It Or Reading Things That On Some Level Are Transformed Into Performance Fantasies. I Have No Active Interests. I Never Go Anywhere Or Do Anything That Transports Me Outside The Boundaries Of My Mind.

The Only Person Who Is With Us Our Entire Life, Is Ourselves.

And Now Gay People Want To Get Married... Haven't They Suffered Enough?

People Who Ask "can I Ask You A Question?" Didn't Really Give Me A Choice, Did Ya There Buddy?