People Who Stare Deserve The Looks They

Sm Is An Abbreviation Of Both Stock Market And Sadomasochism-- And There Are Those Who Think They Are One And The Same.

When You Don't Understand, It's Sometimes Easier To Look Like You Do.

I Made My Money The Old-fashioned Way. I Was Very Nice To A Wealthy Relative Right Before He Died.

What's An Expert? I Read Somewhere, That The More A Man Knows, The More He Knows, He Doesn't Know. So I Suppose One Definition Of An Expert Would Be Someone Who Doesn't Admit Out Loud That He Knows Enough About A Subject To Know He Doesn't Really Know How Much.

You Can't Fool The Mirror-what You See Is What You Are.