When Profit Is Unshared, It's Less Likely

Knowing When To Keep Your Mouth Shut Is Invariably More Important Than Opening It At The Right Time.

Unconsciously I Had Discovered The Commentator's Secret Weapon-that So Long As You Can Wield Words, It Isn't Necessary To Know What You're Talking About.

Speaking Of Birthdays, Our Firstborn [recently Turned 2]. As Parents Sometimes Fondly Do, We Reminisced A Bit About His Early Days On Earth-the Excitement, The Wonder, The Fears When We Brought Him Home. His Every Squeak Or Squawk We Were Sure Heralded Some Terrible Crisis; I Tested The Warmth Of Formulas From Dusk To Dawn, It Seemed. We Were So Germ-conscious My Wife Even Sterilized The Skin Of The Oranges Before Squeezing Them. How Firstborns Ever Survive Their Parents' Attentions Is Beyond Me. However, They Do, And He Did, And, In Spite Of Our Efforts, He Turned Out To Be Quite A Good Guy.

Those Carried Away By Power Are Soon Carried Away.

It's More Fun To Arrive A Conclusion Than To Justify It.