People Who Don't Like Me Talk About

Don't Let Loneliness Drive You Back Into The Arms Of Someone Who Doesn't Give A Damn About You.

When I Was 14, I Thought I Was The Coolest Kid In School Because I Told Everyone The Jokes In Fhm.

If You Eat Chinese Food, Your Farts Come Out Like Chinese Food. If You Eat Mexican Food, Your Farts Come Out Like Mexican Food. And Milk, It’s Like - You Can Smell The Warmth In The Fart. My Wardrobe On Transformers Always Smells Like Farts, And I Have No Idea Why.

I Don't Want To Have People Get Completely Sick Of Me Before I've Ever Even Done Something Legitimate.

I Didn't Get Along With Lindsay Lohan On 'confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen', But You Have To Consider That We Were 16-year-old Girls. I Haven't Seen Lindsay Since Then, But I Imagine She's Grown And Become A Different Person. I Know I Have.