I'll Starve To Death Before I'll Cook

I Like Funny Guys And Those, For Some Reason, Tend To Be Nerdy Guys.

You Have To Assume Everything Is Going To End Up Online, Even If You're Alone In A Hotel Elevator.

If Alcohol Is Legal, I Don't See Why People Still Have A Ban On Marijuana.

Women Hold The Power Because We Have The Vaginas. If You're In A Heterosexual Relationship And You're A Female, You Win.

Everyone With An Iphone Is A Journalist In Their Own Way Now, Especially Because We Live In A Tabloid Culture.