I Still Like The Run And Gun

When You Become A Celebrity, The World Owns You And Your Image.

If You're Billed As A Comedian, People Will Accept Anything You Say As Light-hearted And Not With Intent Behind It.

Well, I'm Clearly Not Ugly.

As Soon As You Tell Me To Do One Thing, I Do The Opposite. As Soon As Someone Tells Me Not To Get Any More Tattoos, I Have This Intense Fire Burning Inside Me To Cover Myself With Them. I Don't Care If It's Self-destructive. I Just Have That Need To Rebel.

I Honestly Don't Think That I Am Cool Enough Or Important Enough That Anyone Would Care About What I Am Doing At All Hours Of The Day Like "i Just Had A Latte From Starbucks And Now I Am Going To Barney's. Love Me Some Shoes!