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Farmers Only Worry During The Growing Season, But Townspeople Worry All The Time.

When A Man Once Gets A Start Holding Office, It Is Nearly Always Necessary To Finally Choke Him Off.

There Is Only One Thing For A Man To Do Who Is Married To A Woman Who Enjoys Spending Money, And That Is To Enjoy Earning It.

Every Successful Person I Have Heard Of Has Done The Best He Could With The Conditions As He Found Them, And Not Waited Until Next Year For Better.

A Man Should Be Taller, Older, Heavier, Uglier, And Hoarser Than His Wife.