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About All Some Men Accomplish In Life Is To Send A Son To Harvard.

Half The Promises People Say Were Never Kept, Were Never Made.

I Believe In Grumbling; It Is The Politest Form Of Fighting Known.

The Only Gambling Tip Which Amounts To Anything Is To Keep Out Of The Game.

Friends Are Like A Pleasant Park Where You Wish To Go; While You May Enjoy The Flowers, You May Not Eat Them.