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No Man's Credit Is Ever As Good As His Money.

I Have Long Been Disposed To Judge Men By Their Average. If It Is Reasonably High, I Am Charitable With Faults That Look Pretty Black.

Never Tell A Secret To A Bride Or A Groom; Wait Until They Have Been Married Longer.

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