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People Never Have Confidence In A Big Talker. They Know His Statements Must Be Cut Down, But They Can Never Tell How Much.

To Avoid Mistakes And Regrets, Always Consult Your Wife Before Engaging In A Flirtation.

One Trouble With Growing Old Is That It Gets Progressively Tougher To Find A Famous Historical Figure, Who Didn't Amount To Much When He Was Your Age.

A Woman Who Can't Forgive Should Never Have More Than A Nodding Acquaintance With A Man.

You Needn't Love Your Enemy, But If You Refrain From Telling Lies About Him, You Are Doing Well Enough.