If A Man Takes One Day Off,

No Wonder The Teacher Knows So Much; She Has The Book.

Every Man Is A Reformer Until Reform Tramps On His Toes.

In Thousands Of Years There Has Been No Advance In Public Morals, In Philosophy, In Religion Or In Politics, But The Advance In Business Has Been The Greatest Miracle The World Has Ever Known.

Don't Take Up A Man's Time Talking About The Smartness Of Your Children; He Wants To Talk To You About The Smartness Of His Children.

The Most Agreeable Thing In Life Is Worthy Accomplishment. It Is Not Possible That The Idle Tramp Is As Contented As The Farmers Along The Road Who Own Their Own Farms, And Whose Credit Is Good At The Bank In Town. When The Tramps Get Together At Night, They Abuse The Farmers, But Do Not Get As Much Satisfaction Out Of It As Do The Farmers Who Abuse The Tramps. The Sounder Your Argument, The More Satisfaction You Get Out Of It.