People Seem To Think If They Dress

Fight The Fighters, Not Their Wars.

Stencils Are Good For Two Reasons; One - They're Quick; Two - They Annoy Idiots.

We Don’t Need Any More Heroes; We Just Need Someone To Take Out The Recycling.

People Who Get Up Early In The Morning Cause War, Death And Famine.

Policemen And Security Guards Wear Hats With A Peak That Comes Down Low Over Their Eyes. Apparently This Is For Psychological Reasons. Eyebrows Are Very Expressive And You Appear A Lot More Authoritative If You Keep Them Covered Up. The Advantage Of This Is That It Makes A Lot Harder For Cops To See Anything More Than Six Foot Off The Ground. Which Is Why Painting Rooftops And Bridges Is So Easy.