Fight The Fighters, Not Their Wars.

If You Want Someone To Be Ignored Then Build A Life-size Bronze Statue Of Them And Stick It In The Middle Of Town. It Doesn't Matter How Great You Were, It'll Always Take An Unfunny Drunk With Climbing Skills To Make People Notice You.

Nothing In The World Is More Common Than Unsuccessful People With Talent, Leave The House Before You Find Something Worth Staying In For.

You're Advised Not To Drink The Replica Arab Spring Water.

My Lawyer's Opinion Is That The Cops Might Not Actually Be Able To Charge Me With Criminal Damage Any More - Because Theoretically My Graffiti Actually Increases The Value Of Property Rather Than Decreasing It. That's His Theory, But Then My Lawyer Also Believes Wearing Novelty Cartoon Ties Is A Good Look.

Some People Criticize Me For Using Sources That Are A Bit Low Brow (this Quote Is From 'gladiator') But You Know What? 'i'm Just Going To Use That Hostility To Make Me Stronger, Not Weaker' As Kelly Rowland Said On The X Factor.