People Say You Can't Go Out And

My Theory Of Hitting Was Just To Watch The Ball As It Came In And Hit It.

The Worst Team In Baseball's History Won Only 55 Games. The Best Team Ever Won 110 Out Of 160, So You're Virtually Guaranteed To Win 1/3 Of The Time And Lose 1/3 Of The Time. The Difference Is The 1/3 In The Middle. You Don't Know What Bucket The Game You're Playing Falls Into, So If You're Smart, You'll Fight Like Everything For All Of Them.

When I Was 15 Years Old, I Used To Actually Dream I Was Pitching In Yankee Stadium. Bill Dickey Was My Catcher.

No, We Don't Cheat. And Even If We Did, I'd Never Tell You.

My Son Wasn't Gay. No Way.