People Say You Can't Go Out And

I've Had Heroes In My Life - Joe Dimaggio, Babe Ruth.

One Time I Was Doing A Speech To A Group Of Kids, And Just Before I Get There, I See This Little Kid Crying. I Found Out They Just Lost A Game, And He Was The Losing Pitcher. I Went Over There, Put My Arm Around Him, And Said, 'what Are You Crying For? When Major League Players Lose, They Don't Cry.'

I've Got A Portrait In The Smithsonian. Who Ever Thought That Would Happen?

No, We Don't Cheat. And Even If We Did, I'd Never Tell You.

Managing Is Like Holding A Dove In Your Hand. Squeeze Too Hard And You Kill It; Not Hard Enough And It Flies Away.