People Say, 'gee, You Do A Lot

I'm Sort Of A Walter Mitty. I Got Fewer Brain Cells Than Most People, So When I Got Friendly With Cowboys, I Started Rodeoing. When I Was Calf-roping, There Was Something About The Dirt That Made Me Feel Clean.

I Never Saw My Dad Cry. My Son Saw Me Cry. My Dad Never Told Me He Loved Me, And Consequently I Told Scott I Loved Him Every Other Minute. The Point Is, I'll Make Less Mistakes Than My Dad, My Sons Hopefully Will Make Less Mistakes Than Me, And Their Sons Will Make Less Mistakes Than Their Dads.

People Are Always Backing Up When I'm Just Going To Shake Their Hands.

Someone's Always Saying, "it's Not Whether You Win Or Lose," But If You Feel That Way, You're As Good As Dead.

I Went To A Shrink Once, But I Caught Him Going To A Fortune-teller So I Quit.