People Say, 'gee, You Do A Lot

Actors Have Bodyguards And Entourages Not Because Anybody Wants To Hurt Them - Who Would Want To Hurt An Actor? - But Because They Want To Get Recognized. God Forbid Someone Doesn't Recognize Them.

There's Nothing More Boring Than Actors Talking About Acting.

What I Do Quite Honestly And Seriously And Not In Any Way Being Humble Is Not As Important As What The Garbage Collector Does. People Make Actors Important.

I Went To A Shrink Once, But I Caught Him Going To A Fortune-teller So I Quit.

To Get Over My Divorce, I Got A Prescription To Live At The Playboy Mansion For A While.