People Just Assume That If You're Famous,

I Played With Barbies But I Used To Decapitate Them. I Used To Take Their Heads Off Then Dye Their Hair And Do Weird Things.

Just Be You. I've Learned The Hard Way And In The End, Some People Are Just So Full Of Hate That No Matter What You Say Or Do, They'll Always Have Something To Say.

I Always Bring Cash For Tips, And I Never Give Less Than $20. I Used To Work In A Smoothie Shop, So I Know The Value Of A Tip.

I'm So Suspicious Of Boys-slash-men. I Just Don't Like Them Or Trust Them.

Well Let Me Tell You What [high School Musical] Is Really About. High School Musical Is About This Group Of Boys Who Are All Being Molested By The Basketball Coach, Who Is Zac Efron's Dad. It's About Them Struggling To Cope With This Molestation. And They Have These Little Girlfriends, Who Are Their Beards. Oh, And Somehow There's Music Involved. You Have To Get Stoned To Watch It.