Wit: A Whim Followed By A Wham.

Asceticism Without Religion Is Just Another Way Of Cultivating Peculiar Sensations.

I Win On My Merits; My Opponents Win By Cheating.

Jargon: Any Technical Language We Do Not Understand.

The Shades Of Respectability Begin To Close About The Greying Head.

Intellectuals Have Opinions On Subjects They Just Heard About Five Minutes Ago.