People, Generally, Suck.

Even A Mentally Challenged Shark Would Figure Out That Sea Turtles Did Not Wear Boxer Shorts Printed In Flying Piggies, And No Sea Turtle Would Be Yattering Streams Of Obscenities Between Chain-smoker Gasps Of Breath.

You Sure About This Writer Thing Son?

You're Trying To Be Tricky. What's Morality?" "it's The Difference Between What's Right And What You Can Rationalize." "must Be A Human Thing." "exactly.

Sweetheart, Wake Up; You've Destroyed The House And I Need You To Suffer For It.

Sarcasm Will Make Your Tits Fall Off.