You Don't Hurry A Thinker, And You

How Could You Deal With A Creature As Devious As Woman.

All Killer Whales Are Named Kevin. You Knew That, Right?

Words, Words, Words, A Million Million Words Circle In My Head Like Hawks, Waiting To Dive Onto The Page To Rend And Tear The Only Two Words I Want To Write. Why Me?

In Business, As In Politics, The Public Is Ever So Tolerant Of Those Who Slime.

If They'd Been Dogs, They Would Have All Been In The Yard Eating Grass And Trying To Yak Up Whatever Was Making Them Feel So Lousy. Not A Bone Gnawed, Not A Ball Chased-all Tails Went Unwagged. Oh, Life Is A Fast Cat, A Short Leash, A Flea In That Place Where You Just Can't Scratch.