Ack! Parables. I Hate Parables.

For Me, 'lamb' Started Out As A Further Exploration Of The Phenomenon Of Faith And The Responsibility Of A Messiah That I Touched On In 'coyote Blue' And 'island Of The Sequined Love Nun,' But It Ended Up Being An Exploration Of The True Meaning Of Sacrifice, Loyalty, And Friendship.

And An Inky-colored Despair Of Rejection Enveloped Me Like The Black Tortilla Of Depression Around A Pain Burrito.

Only By Being Prepared For Your Death Can You Ever Truly Live.

I Like A Girl With A Substantial Bottom,' Said Renoir, Drawing In The Air The Size Bottom He Preferred.

Like Most Beta Males, He Didn't Realize That Being A Good Guy Was Not Necessarily An Attraction To Women.