People Either Have Comedy Or They Don't.

I Cured Myself Of Shyness When It Finally Occurred To Me That People Didn't Think About Me Half As Much As I Gave Them Credit For. The Truth Was, Nobody Gave A Damn. Like Most Teenagers, I Was Far Too Self-centered. When I Stopped Being Prisoner To What I Worried Was Others’ Opinions Of Me, I Became More Confident And Free.

The Secret Of Staying Young Is To Live Honestly, Eat Slowly, And Lie About Your Age.

Love Yourself First And Everything Falls Into Line.

Love Yourself First And Everything Else Falls Into Line. You Really Have To Love Yourself To Get Anything Done In This World.

One Of The Things I Learned The Hard Way Was That It Doesn't Pay To Get Discouraged. Keeping Busy And Making Optimism A Way Of Life Can Restore Your Faith In Yourself.