Once In His Life, Every Man Is

Luck? Luck Is Hard Work - And Realizing What Is Opportunity And What Isn't.

Women's Lib? Oh, I'm Afraid It Doesn't Interest Me One Bit. I've Been So Liberated It Hurts.

I Never Thought I Was Funny. I Don't Think Funny.

I Regret The Passing Of The Studio System. I Was Very Appreciative Of It Because I Had No Talent.

I'd Rather Regret The Things I've Done Than Regret The Things I Haven't Done.