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Maybe There Is No Actual Place Called Hell. Maybe Hell Is Just Having To Listen To Our Grandparents Breathe Through Their Noses When They're Eating Sandwiches.

My Career Has Been In A Weird Kind Of Like Low-flying Under The Radar-kind Of Place. I Never Made It On "saturday Night Live" Where All My Friends Did.

Your Need For Acceptance Can Make You Invisible In This World. Risk Being Seen In All Of Your Glory.

I'm Talkin' About A Place Where The Beer Flows Like Wine, Where The Women Instinctively Flock Like The Salmon Of Capistrano. I'm Talkin' About Aspen.

Compassion Is The Currency That Leads To True Wealth.