Israel Is The Jimmy Saville Of Nation

I Have A Lot Of Nice Italian Winter Clothes That Make Me Look Like A Sophisticated Lebanese Professor, So My Friend Robert And I Go Around Pretending To Be Experts In Arabic Politics. It Doesn't Work In The Summer Though. I Don't Have The Right Clothes.

Honestly, Sometimes I Get Really Fed Up Of My Subconscious - It's Like It's Got A Mind Of Its Own.

For Me, The Showbiz Memoir Is Uninteresting - You Want To Tell People Something They Don't Know About.

Everyone I Used To Work With Is Still Alive And Can Afford Expensive Lawyers.

I Always Thought Communism Was Crap, Really.