Israel Is The Jimmy Saville Of Nation

People Are More Violently Opposed To Fur Than Leather Because It's Safer To Harass Rich Women Than Motorcycle Gangs.

Even A Blind Dog Can Find A Bone Every So Often.

It Seems Easier To Make A Career Out Of Comedy Now Than It Was In The 1980s.

First Off, I Have To Mention What Is Undoubtedly The Greatest Phenomenon Of The Modern Era: All You Can Eat Buffets.

There's A Part Of Me That Still Hates Everything, And My Natural View Default Setting Is Still Very Cynical And Dark