Israel Is The Jimmy Saville Of Nation

If You Travel To The States... They Have A Lot Of Different Words Than Like What We Use. For Instance: They Say 'elevator', We Say 'lift'; They Say 'drapes', We Say 'curtains'; They Say 'president', We Say 'seriously Deranged Git.'

Everyone I Used To Work With Is Still Alive And Can Afford Expensive Lawyers.

I Suppose The Common Idea Of Me Is That I'm Going To Be Someone Who's Hyper And Cracking Jokes All The Time, But People Who Meet Me Are Soon Disabused Of That Notion.

However, My Problems With My Memory Are Further Complicated By The Fact That While I Don't Have Any Recollection Of Things I Have Actually Done, I Have Very Vivid Recollections Of Loads Of Things That I Haven't Done.

Most Of My Friends Are Women - I Quite Fancied Being A Woman In A Way.