People Are Usually Afraid To Say What's

I've Never Been Comfortable As A Lead Performer, And I Never Wanted To Be A Singer, Particularly.

I Had A Dream That Britney Spears Rubbed Her Breasts In My Face And Jennifer Lopez Gave Me Head While Salma Hayek Sucked My Toes And The Olsen Twins Videotaped Everything. I Would Have Kept Dreaming It, Too, If I Hadn't Set Off The Smoke Detector.

My Style Is A Little Quirky. I Can't Play As Fast As Most Professional Jazz Players.

When You Get A Groove Going, Time Flies.

We Don't Think Of Ourselves As Being Perfectionists, Really. To Us It's More About Desperately Trying To Have It Sound More Or Less Ok.