People Are More Twisted Than People Think.

A Little Threat Of Evil Is Always The Far Better Way To Fill The Seats. But Sometimes The Monsters Aren't Who We Think They Are.

When You Go Down A Dark Alley And You Feel That Tingling Across The Back Of Your Neck, That's Not Just A Bad Feeling, That's A Biological Gift From God - The Gift Of Fear...when You Ignore That Gift - When You Go Down The Dark Alley And Say, Y'know, I'm Sure It'll Be Okay - That's When You Find Real Pain.

It's The Worst Part Of Seeing Old Friends: When Your Rose-colored Memories Become Undone By Reality.

My Worst Moments As A Parent Have Been Much Like My Greatest Moments As A Parent: The Product Of Complete And Perfect Accident.

We're All Being Tested...that's What Life Is.