People Are More Twisted Than People Think.

I Played Little League For One Year. That Was It. Then My Mother Realized I Liked Books And Threatened My Father. I Owe Her Forever For That.

Life Is Filled With Trapdoors.

Today, I Don't Believe In Destiny. But I Do Believe In History...there's Nothing More Powerful Than History.

Life Delivers Far Less Disappointment When Your Expectations Are Low.

Every Life Has Forks In The Road. And Sometimes, The Tines Of That Fork Stab Deep.