We're All Being Tested...that's What Life Is.

Not Every President Is A Great Speaker. Not Every President Is A Great Thinker. But In The Modern Era, Every Single President Is A Master Of One Thing: Eye Contact.

Life Delivers Far Less Disappointment When Your Expectations Are Low.

There's Nothing More Intimate In Life Than Simply Being Understood. And Understanding Someone Else.

She Dumped Me For The Worst Reason Of All. For Absolutely No Reason At All...i Mean, If She Fell In Love With Someone Else, Or I Did Something Wrong, Or I Let Her Down In Some Unforgivable Way...that, I'd Understand, Right? But Instead, She Said...it Wasn't Anything. Not A Single Thing. It Was Just Me. I Was Nice. I Was Kind. We Just...she Didn't See The Connection Anymore. I Think She Thought I Was Boring. And The Cruelest Part Is, When Someone Says Something Mean About You, You Know When They're Right.

It's The Worst Part Of Seeing Old Friends: When Your Rose-colored Memories Become Undone By Reality.