People Are Like Tea Bags; You Never

I Am A Comic Writer, Which Means I Get To Slay The Dragons, And Shoot The Bull.

Adjectives Are The Curse Of America.

I No Longer Idolize Reason. I Have Come To Accept That Ninety Percent Of What We Do Is Irrational And That We Spend What Little Rational Thought We Have In Justifying Our Irrationality.

Never Let Money Control You. I'd Rather See Someone Spend Every Red Cent And Relish His/her Life Than Scrimp, Obsess, And Pinch The Pennies. There's Something Repugnant About A Person Who Centers His Life Around Money.

The Real Reason Milton Went Blind Was To Avoid Reading Unsolicited Manuscripts.