People Always Ask Me, 'were You Funny

Actually This Is Really Funny - One Time She Accidentally Forgot To Leave A Note And I Had No Idea She Had Even Moved. I Was Living In The House With A Beautiful Mexican Family For Three Months Before I Realized They Weren't My Cousins Visiting From Out Of Town. They Were So Nice. They Called Me "quien Es, Quien Es," Which I Thought Was A Beautiful Name.

We All Feel Like Idiots At One Time Or Another. Even If We Feel We're Cool 98 Percent Of The Time, That 2-percent Doofus Is Poised To Take Over Our Bodies Without Any Warning.

One Time I Actually Cleaned Out My Closet So Good I Ended Up On The Cover Of Time Magazine.

There's No One Way To Dance. And That's Kind Of My Philosophy About Everything.

One Rough Patch Is Not The Big Picture.